looking kinda awkward there

i call my boyfriend sharky. he's not actually a shark, but i call him sharky because he bites me a lot. not in some kind of kinky sexual way, just in a weird sitting on the couch watching tv then ang-ang-ang on my arm/leg/stomach/face (face? yes, face) kinda way.

this is a picture of what he would look like if he was actually a shark:



because people are used to me having random bruises and bite marks from sharky, a lot of people thought that this was a bite mark:



but it's really not. whose mouth is shaped like that? i cut my knee shaving and it's a reaction to the bandaid i had to put on it to stop it from gushing blood everywhere.

and finally, i gave myself a haircut the other day because i couldn't be bothered to go to a hairdresser. i like it. so here's an awkward pic of me and my diy stylings: